The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Dark Angel]

Hell yeah!

Why i can't sleep?

 

[Leggy]

If you want to sleep, curl up to a good book. Don't actually try to read it, just curl up to it.


What's a heavy bowling ball?

 

[Dark Angel]

hm don't know?

Are you fun of bowling?

 

[Leggy]

Bowling is a ball!


Where do princesses come from?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

From the womb of demon spawn.

How many fingers make a closed hand?

 

[Dark Angel]

25 :P

So why people are able to laugh?

 

[Leggy]

Closed hands are best. One time I accidentally cut my finger open. As bad as that hurt, I imagine opening my whole hand would have been a hellish pain.
Take good care of your hands.


How do you take a foot a mile?


Edit: Note to self... read a thread all the way to the last page before replying.

 

[Dark Angel]

Running a mile with foot? Piece of cake!

Why we must eat???

 

[Leggy]

In order to decrease the World's population, of course!

Spoiler: Disturbing Imagery

Sex or pizza?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Pizza. sex is overrated and messy.

How did you find animesharing?

 

[Leggy]

Turned left at Greenland.


What are left feet good for?

 

[T-ELOS]

Kicking J.J. In the ass for fucking up Star Trek

Why do we have a moon?

 

[Leggy]

Because flashing a moon is cute, but flashing your front might get you arrested.


How would robots change our lives?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

They would make us cold iron hearted and depressed.
means more suicides and more bodies for jesus.

Do you think like a thinker should?

 

[Leggy]

The Thinker is just an old sculpture that looks like a thinker who's thinking, but it's just a rock that doesn't really think, it just looks like it's thinking.
So The Thinker doesn't think... at least I don't think so.

Why should we save mosquitos?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

because they give us many diseases that we all love to have. ~sarcasm~

Why are hills bumpy?

 

[Leggy]

Not all hills are bumpy, some are alive with the sound of music.

Spoiler: Yeahhh, you know what this one is

How powerful are flowers?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

That depends what kind of flowers~ Those singing ones can probably destroy your ears~ Those flowery magical girls can probably kick your ass without moving a finger~ As for an actual flower? Well~ That can change your life~

How many stones does it take to make a mountain?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Mountain giants were always bullies in my school, growing up.
How long until the world ends?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Probably 42 years... or was it decades? Centuries? Maybe millenia?

What is found beneath the glass?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

A mask and a gold coin. All yours for the taking.

Why faceless?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because its better than no face at all~

Why do trains have to go above water?

 

[Dark Angel]

to cool off their engines!

why submarines don't fly?

 

[Leggy]

I'm sure the Beatles were flying when they did Yellow Submarine. ;)


Should cats and dogs get to vote?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Only if it is for more pet sanctuaries.

What's a good diet consist of?