The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Leggy]

It's not early. Several continents away, it's the middle of the night.

What games do turtles play?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

the ring a ring a rosie turtle style.

How is spring?

 

[Leggy]

Spring is hot... good for bath. Now need harem for hot spring bath.

Batman and Robin... are they really...?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Yes, they are squid people in disguise.

More than meets the eye?

 

[Leggy]

Huge sunglasses




Tweak or Craig?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

I love a craig when they are heavy metal.

Get up, get out?

 

[Leggy]

When she says that, you know you're spending the rest of the night watching anime. :(


Why is gold so valuable?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

cigarette ashes on my dress, made the gold dullen.

I saved a life, how bout you?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away =/

How many will o wisps does it take to build a bridge into another dimension?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Love you long time for one dollar. : /

Eat a stick of celery?

 

[Leggy]

Celery sticks are sooo last year. The thing now, is celery ants.




Chocolate chip cookies, or ginger snaps?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Apple bees~ They need more natural sweeteners =/

How many llamas does it take to destroy the world? =/

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Just one with a hat on its head.
deconstructing the myth?

 

[Leggy]

De-construct the miss? Caitlyn Jenner, obviously.


On any given Sunday?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

I will give thanks to Satan.

the vibe is killing me why?

 

[Leggy]

Well yeah, vibes, also known as the vibraphone can kill you if it falls on you. That big metal instrument can weigh over 100 kilos!


Why do guitars gently weep?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Because old hens never lay their eggs twice.
Come at me brah?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You have a bra? =/

How long does spring take to pass?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

As long as my hong kong diners card expiry.

Flat out weirdness?

 

[Leggy]

Weirdness isn't flat, it tends to be curvy and kinky. ;)


Why aren't ski slopes made of butter in the summer?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

I can't believe it's not butter. and not salt reduced too!

Hocus pocus?

 

[Dark Angel]

What is that?

Why to make those answers and questions?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The cat overlords will not be amused if you do not =/

How long is an inch worm?

 

[Dark Angel]

why i should know

what is the Πι ~ (Pi) ???

 

[Leggy]

It's a song they sing on My Little Pony, in order to summon the Anti-Pony, harbinger of wilted fields and cold barns, who will bring on the Pony Apocalypse.

Spoiler

Should we bring back Disco?