The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

It's not early. Several continents away, it's the middle of the night.

What games do turtles play?
 
Spring is hot... good for bath. Now need harem for hot spring bath.

Batman and Robin... are they really...?
 
Yes, they are squid people in disguise.

More than meets the eye?
 
When she says that, you know you're spending the rest of the night watching anime. :(


Why is gold so valuable?
 
cigarette ashes on my dress, made the gold dullen.

I saved a life, how bout you?
 
An apple a day keeps the doctor away =/

How many will o wisps does it take to build a bridge into another dimension?
 
Celery sticks are sooo last year. The thing now, is celery ants.




Chocolate chip cookies, or ginger snaps?
 
Apple bees~ They need more natural sweeteners =/

How many llamas does it take to destroy the world? =/
 
De-construct the miss? Caitlyn Jenner, obviously. :evillaugh:


On any given Sunday?
 
Well yeah, vibes, also known as the vibraphone can kill you if it falls on you. That big metal instrument can weigh over 100 kilos!


Why do guitars gently weep?
 
Weirdness isn't flat, it tends to be curvy and kinky. ;)


Why aren't ski slopes made of butter in the summer?
 
I can't believe it's not butter. and not salt reduced too!

Hocus pocus?
 
It's a song they sing on My Little Pony, in order to summon the Anti-Pony, harbinger of wilted fields and cold barns, who will bring on the Pony Apocalypse.



Should we bring back Disco?
 

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