The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Dark Angel]

diet isn't good!

why people can't have a superhuman vision?

 

[Leggy]

With the right recreationals, you can have all sorts of visions.

Don't actually try this.


Inna Goda Da Vida??? Where is Da Vida?

 

[Dark Angel]

I haven't hear them since 1968...

Why birds can't walk?

 

[Leggy]

No thumbs to hitchhike with.


How good is a master?

 

[Dark Angel]

isn't enough good!

why we need flowers?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because why else wouldnt we want another source of poison? Much easier to just make plant items that heal or kill =/

How long did it take to end the world?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Only a second. I closed my hands and boom it exploded.

Burning bridges all well and good, but who to build the next bridge?

 

[Dark Angel]

I will i am an architecture in real life ;)

Why people have only 2 eyes?

 

[Leggy]

Reminds me of the joke about the one-eyed man who accidentally swallowed his glass eye.
His butt was hurting so bad he went to see the doctor. The doctor had him bend over for a butt exam.
The looked at the guys butt, and there was the glass eye staring at him.
The doctor says, "Well, first thing is, you gotta trust me."


Why isn't hair made of pineapple?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

I swear by all pineapples that they will somehow be a spaced word, instead of joined.
How good is your hearing?

 

[Leggy]

My hearing was great! They didn't indict me!


Why work?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

To pay for my new line of tennis shoes.
Why wait and listen?

 

[Dark Angel]

because you can;t do anythinf else!

why we are listen music?

 

[Leggy]

Because it's a good Doobie Brothers song!

Why not humming bird tongues on Thanksgiving?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because theyll be banned like shark fin =/

How come chocolate exists?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Because Frank Corps invented it to help the needy, starving children.

Why great and not sad?

 

[Leggy]

Great is great, and that's great!


Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

[Dark Angel]

because they want to scary us!

why dogs can't fly?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Because they aren't angels, they are canines.
Why float above the world?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because then you can laugh at all the ants crawling beneath you =/

How many moons does it take to make one full?

 

[Dark Angel]

356987,5 is it OK?

how many time lines can a human to jump?

 

[Leggy]

Jump? I tiptoe.


How many anime episodes can one person watch in a week?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

As many as the stars allow
Jump roping in a busy street?

 

[Leggy]

Better than calf roping in the office.


Are the Pokes done?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

You ate a pokeball. It wasn't meant to be eaten.
Have you been filling your pokedex regularly?