The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Leggy]

A clock has no body or feet because it does not need them. Clocks have wings... since time flies.


What if Darth Vader had been Chewbacca's father, instead of being Luke's?

 

[Sintarow]

Then there would have been many sense with Luke shaving and 2/3 would have been much easier to write.

Where do babies come from?

 

[Leggy]

Storks and cabbage patches, of course!


What will be the hottest Halloween costume this season?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The human torch of course =/ But that didnt work out back in Salem so I dont see it working now =/

What kind of madness is this?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Spread the countless tentacles throughout the universe.
when will creation cease to exist, but in a memory?

 

[Leggy]

I don't remember.

Who wins?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Bob... or Steve... maybe both? Definitely not Carl though =/

What happened to the jelly?

 

[Leggy]

Jelly Roll Morton, was an American ragtime and early jazz pianist, bandleader and composer who started his career in New Orleans, Louisiana. He died in 1941.


Rock or Country?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Rocks are good when thrown, at passing vehicles.
Always throw rocks, never eat them.

Paint the town red?

 

[Leggy]

Might as well paint it red, because Paint Your Wagon was one of the worst movies ever.

The one and only bright spot was Lee Marvin singing... and he can't sing.

Spoiler

Are politicians basically honest?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

If fuel was what made our brains run, they'd be empty.

Cooling winds on your skin?

 

[Leggy]

Better to cool winds on your skin, than cook bacon on it.


How hot is hot water?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Hotter than the sun, roasting a nice round booty.

Flame on or off?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Stop trying to set fire to everything =/

Why do people follow frank? =/

 

[Leggy]

You don't want to get Frank incense d.


How much is too much?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

You don't make friends with too much ecchi manga

lone wolf over companions?

 

[Leggy]

Doctor Who is a lone wolf who always has lots of companions.


Diamonds or emeralds?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Diamonds are forever, while emerald street is getting a face lift.

Who do you focus more on?

 

[Leggy]

Spoiler: Rude Spaces

Whod o you foc us moreon?

This is an object lesson in the importance of spaces in sentences. With the spaces improperly placed, an ordinary question can become quite rude!

How important is a good chair?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

It will support you all your life... in case you never get anyone else to =/

Why must people press the red button? =/

 

[Rain Summerfields]

The red button is but a diversion, for an even greater ham and cheese sandwich.

Wax on or wax off?

 

[Leggy]

The red button is essential to human existence and civilization.

Hundreds of thousands of years ago, when men were still monkeys in trees, a curious simian saw something red and shiny on the ground. He climbed out of the tree to check it out. It was a small red rock.

In that instant, his mind underwent an amazing leap in insight, dream and desire. He pressed the red rock. His tribe, sensing the unparalleled growth of need beyond mere instinct, also climbed out of the tree, and took turns pressing the red rock.

From that time on, man began the long road of evolution beyond mere tree dwellers into tool makers and users. Our growth as a species is directly linked to an overwhelming desire to make red buttons, just so we can push them.

From our early beginnings as red button pushers, we have learned how to make the red buttons actually do things when pushed.

Today, our advances in science, technology, medicine, agriculture and more, are all traceable to the need to press the red button. The next great leap mankind takes, will be when astronomers discover a red button on a distant planet, causing us to seek and create practical methods of star travel.

Then we will travel to that distant planet, and press the red button.



Edit: Wow! Took me a half hour to come up with all that!


Do sad endings make you cry?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Does that include them turning into a wax statue by the end of the series? Or melting into a puddle upon touching water? I dont think I would be the one crying either way =/

How high must one be to find the rainbow unicorn? =/

 

[Rain Summerfields]

The perfect love in harmony with one's death
then one can see the unicorn

same time next week?

 

[Leggy]

No, of course not... it will be a week later.


When time flies, does it go coach or budget?