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The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

If you want to sleep, curl up to a good book. Don't actually try to read it, just curl up to it.


What's a heavy bowling ball?
 
Closed hands are best. One time I accidentally cut my finger open. As bad as that hurt, I imagine opening my whole hand would have been a hellish pain.
Take good care of your hands.


How do you take a foot a mile?


Edit: Note to self... read a thread all the way to the last page before replying. :sigh:
 
In order to decrease the World's population, of course!


:evillaugh:


Sex or pizza?
 
Because flashing a moon is cute, but flashing your front might get you arrested.


How would robots change our lives?
 
They would make us cold iron hearted and depressed.
means more suicides and more bodies for jesus.

Do you think like a thinker should?
 
The Thinker is just an old sculpture that looks like a thinker who's thinking, but it's just a rock that doesn't really think, it just looks like it's thinking.
So The Thinker doesn't think... at least I don't think so.

Why should we save mosquitos?
 
because they give us many diseases that we all love to have. ~sarcasm~

Why are hills bumpy?
 
Not all hills are bumpy, some are alive with the sound of music.



How powerful are flowers?
 
That depends what kind of flowers~ Those singing ones can probably destroy your ears~ Those flowery magical girls can probably kick your ass without moving a finger~ As for an actual flower? Well~ That can change your life~

How many stones does it take to make a mountain?
 
Mountain giants were always bullies in my school, growing up.
How long until the world ends?
 
I'm sure the Beatles were flying when they did Yellow Submarine. ;)


Should cats and dogs get to vote?
 
Only if it is for more pet sanctuaries.

What's a good diet consist of?