Umbra Mortis

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• #26

I live in a basement.

 

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Gas is leaking from the totally destroyed building and it's dangerous, so don't get near.

 

Umbra Mortis

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• #28

Gas means it smells

 

CowSlayer69

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What kinds of benefits does a hot spring containing alkali have?

 

Umbra Mortis

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• #30

Rolf had a date tonight.

 

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That obese boss has authoritative power over us and he terminated two workers last week.

 

Umbra Mortis

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• #32

Kevin called everyone at work dorks and was promoted.

 

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Oh, it's already late. I have to go pick up the kids.

 

Umbra Mortis

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• #34

The kids are all hoesfor

 

CowSlayer69

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My superior isn't a bad guy, but he and I just haven't been able to hit it off.

 

Umbra Mortis

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• #36

Rolf eord hoes

 

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I'm going to draw up some important documents for a criminal investigation today.

 

Umbra Mortis

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Rolf wants to work in the goverment.

 

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Some hermit suggested that I go to Sendai.

 

Umbra Mortis

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• #40

Crimes against underwear.

 

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Don't roughhouse in my freighter!

 

Umbra Mortis

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The Ed's got rich off selling shoes.

 

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The ending of the first volume was a real cliff-hanger.

 

Umbra Mortis

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• #44

Bailing the shoes out of porn.

 

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The toilet was clogged and it flooded before we used the plunger, so I had to clean it up early in the morning and I'm really exhausted.

 

Umbra Mortis

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Rolf told me that I should befriend the Ed boys.

 

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The bakufu slaughtered my family.

 

Umbra Mortis

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Rolf went to Mars.

 

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I had my fishing boat stolen last night.

 

Umbra Mortis

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• #50

Rolf went to farm.

 

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