[LPW #191] The Choice of Steins;Gate

[Umbra Mortis]

I live in a basement.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Gas is leaking from the totally destroyed building and it's dangerous, so don't get near.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Gas means it smells

 

[CowSlayer69]

What kinds of benefits does a hot spring containing alkali have?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf had a date tonight.

 

[CowSlayer69]

That obese boss has authoritative power over us and he terminated two workers last week.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Kevin called everyone at work dorks and was promoted.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Oh, it's already late. I have to go pick up the kids.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The kids are all hoesfor

 

[CowSlayer69]

My superior isn't a bad guy, but he and I just haven't been able to hit it off.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf eord hoes

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm going to draw up some important documents for a criminal investigation today.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf wants to work in the goverment.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Some hermit suggested that I go to Sendai.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Crimes against underwear.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Don't roughhouse in my freighter!

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The Ed's got rich off selling shoes.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The ending of the first volume was a real cliff-hanger.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Bailing the shoes out of porn.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The toilet was clogged and it flooded before we used the plunger, so I had to clean it up early in the morning and I'm really exhausted.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf told me that I should befriend the Ed boys.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The bakufu slaughtered my family.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf went to Mars.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I had my fishing boat stolen last night.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf went to farm.