[LPW #191] The Choice of Steins;Gate

[Deleted member 262447]

While running away from my furious wife, my suit got really torn up.

 

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Sarah s crazy.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

This is my first managerial position and I'm very tense.

 

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Being promoted means you kissed a lot of ass.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Why do prisoners wear striped clothes?

 

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It make it easier to be named Kevin

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm excited about seeing his 200th home run today.

 

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Drinking with the end

 

[Deleted member 262447]

In Japanese, 時候 means "season," but in Chinese it means "time."

 

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My wife CowSlayer ran away

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Don't get me wrong. I love Japanese food, but I could never just eat natto alone.

 

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Japanese Rolf selling or porn star

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The news that his father chose his younger brother as his heir was a huge blow.

 

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Rolf drives and old truck.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I purchased rainbow colored wasabi but it tastes just like regular wasabi.

 

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Goverment cheese.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

They are proposing an updated contract with several alterations, but I'm still reluctant.

 

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Wayne and Ed.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Enoshima and Greece's Crete island are on the same northern latitude.

 

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Islands make up the better part of land farts.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Yesterday, my daughter was injured at school.

 

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Sarah caused those injuries and I had lunch with Ed.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The source of the terrible virus that wiped out half of mankind was a vodka-filled watermelon.

 

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Watermelon porn is great.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm a policeman but I've never had the chance to bust a drug trafficking ring.