[LPW# 190] Sleepy Edition

[Umbra Mortis]

I'm going to bed to dream about weird stuff that is weird

The Rules:

1. No multiple posts.
2. Post # 200 will win the LPW.
3. The winner can create a new LPW or pass the honor to another member.

@Shine; Could you do the sticky details for the old LPW and this new LPW? Thanks!

 

[CowSlayer69]

My parents taught me how to be a kind person when I was little, but they were arrested on charges of tax evasion.

 

[Leggy]

Congrats again, Lucy!

Looks like they're trying another reboot.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Where's the video about Leggy?

 

[Leggy]

A video about me?

Might look something like this.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My husband is so busy with the imperial court service that I haven't seen him for four weeks.

 

[Leggy]

One must be proper, if course.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I thought I was a husband

 

[CowSlayer69]

Man, I can't compete with the monks she goes out with. They're on a whole other level.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Monks are kick ass at fighting

 

[CowSlayer69]

You need to bring your own bento box, snacks, and water bottle for the school trip.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Boxes are used to store human remains

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm not used to speaking in front of crowds, so my hands are already shaking.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Speaking us is sin

 

[CowSlayer69]

Land value has not stopped falling due to the crash of the Chinese market.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Why most fish rule forums.

 

[CowSlayer69]

When I take the attendance of a large number of students, I sometimes skip over one or two names.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I once heard coffee say Rolf.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My father's various experiences led to his resignation.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Sleepy time with

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

How many boots will they end up with =/

 

[CowSlayer69]

The armed insurgents are rapidly increasing their influence.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

time to run awayyyy

 

[CowSlayer69]

A life without computers isn't worth living.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Ghost Kitty is a bot.