[LPW# 190] Sleepy Edition

[CowSlayer69]

I came up with a killer subheading for my book last night.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I'm s killer of coffee

 

[Leggy]

Hi all! Been a bit not well, but doing much better!

Feeling alright!

 

[CowSlayer69]

The immigration inspector, who stamped my passport with the landing permission seal, looked just like Leggy.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My passport is that of a shoe.

 

[Leggy]

Yes, pass the port.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I heard that the Japanese government asked Leggy to run for president.

 

[Leggy]

Not sure if I meet the presidental karaoke requirements.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I heard the used cows come from preds of laergyred

 

[CowSlayer69]

I can't get the image of him smiling at me out of my mind.

 

[Leggy]

Happiness is

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Happiness is a toilet

 

[Leggy]

Like these,

 

[CowSlayer69]

In the poker tournament, I had a bad feeling, but it wasn't possible for me to fold my hand.

 

[Leggy]

Chinese Riverdance

 

[CowSlayer69]

What a boss says is absolute.

 

[Leggy]

Gotta listen to the boss.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I went to bed late last night and had to get up at five in the morning, so I was grumpy all day today.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I give thanks to the slaying of cows in rivers.

 

[Leggy]

Daisy, the surfing cow!

 

[CowSlayer69]

I have to leave Japan next month because my visa will expire.

 

[Leggy]

Get rid of your Visa and get Master Card.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Lead piping was once often used in plumbing systems.