The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Fear211]

Sorry kids i had to put bingo down

whats really under the sea?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Sea monsters of course? What else? I heard they ate bob a while back as well~

What happened to mary's lamb?

 

[Leggy]

Mary's Lamb Chop Restaurant. Take out and delivery available.


Why do arm pits have hair?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because theyre miniature gardens which some faeries planted in an attempt to make it smell nicer ;p

Why does the world always have to end?

 

[Leggy]

That's the way, as the world turns, in a search for tomorrow, it's Ryan's hope that all my children, you know, the young and the restless, hoping they don't end up in the general hospital, but rather, a guiding light takes them to another world, all the days of our lives.


Why isn't real life more like TV?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because tv is usually idealized and written by people who dont know what theyre doing Or just manipulating stuff to make it more "interesting"~

Why did the big bang happen?

 

[Leggy]

She said yes!

Who put the pop in soda pop?

 

[Dark Angel]

I thing it was me :P

So what makes the sun burning?

 

[Sintarow]

Santa Claus! He takes all the naughty kids of the world and lights them on fire in spy.

Why can't we breathe under water?

 

[Dark Angel]

Cause we aren't fishes...

So why we can't live in space???

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because mom said no And of course we never defy mom right?

Why is there climate changes?

 

[Leggy]

Because the world doesn't have enough anime!


If it's sunny here, and rainy there, what's the weather in the mail box?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Mailbox? Wha? Gahh there is a mail box O.o /me goes pokes mailbox a bit with a stick...
Hmm what are you and where did you come from D:< Why you so quiet...

A fire started~ What happened?

 

[FinalPyre]

Looks like there was a disco inferno :8

How high does the sycamore grow?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Depends how much chemicals and gene manipulations you use on it ;p

Where did santa go? D:

 

[FinalPyre]

Off to a peaceful farm, where the rivers flow of happiness and there is a hammock woven of dreams.

When to turn left?

 

[Dark Angel]

When you see my coming from the right :P

Why we must work?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because the rich people want to play ;p

Why do people have nightmares?

 

[Leggy]

Be happy, nightcolts are scarier!


Why do people buy gold?

 

[Dark Angel]

Cause Gold never dies :P

Why people must die????

 

[tabemono3]

A cage no one wants to live in.

Why is Sentai so popular in Japan and in some other countries?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I dont even know what sentai is Ahh... that... hmm no idea? Its just something to watch? ;p

Bill said you took his money?

 

[Leggy]

I must admit I took a dollar, Bill. ;)


What's more important, love, money, or anime?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

To continue my love of anime would require money

You drank half the cup?

 

[FinalPyre]

No I drank the cup half full.

Does liquid paper come from liquid trees?