The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Leggy]

A politician's promise.

What's a politician?

 

[Sintarow]

An elected parasite

What's a parasite?

 

[Leggy]

Two sites.

Why is Antarctica cold?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because something is hidden under that ice which the sun god fears~

Why is there so much to dooo? D:

 

[Leggy]

To keep us from running out of time.

What equation is better than Einstein's e=mc squared?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

1 + 1 = Window

Where did you steal that goldfish from? O.o

 

[Second_Flight]

from franks house........

why 1+1= windows.?????

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because google is your best friend ;p

Where did the egg come from?

 

[Second_Flight]

Chicken ranch....

where did de chicken come from.?

 

[Leggy]

The grocery store.

Where do bubbles come from?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Magical leprechauns with soap

Why is there a black sheep?

 

[Leggy]

He's okay. All the other sheep are supposed to be black, too, with a couple of purple ones included.

Do all questions have answers?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Nah some are just sentences with an odd mark behind them ;p

Do you know bob?

 

[Leggy]

Yes, it goes something like this:

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Oran,
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Oran,
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Oran.
Bob Oran, he's some man,
He opens cans, cooks in pans,
Can open man, cooking in pans,
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Oran.

Do all songs rhyme?

 

[Dark Angel]

Well i don't know! :P

When earth is gonna explode ?

 

[Rucking Fetard]

I don't know but we definitely won't be alive to experience that first-hand so doesn't matter much

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

 

[Dark Angel]

For economical reasons.

Why we had to go to space?

 

[Sintarow]

Because Steven said we couldn't do it, and we just love to prove him wrong.

Why don't cell phone work in a lead filled area?

 

[Leggy]

The owner didn't buy the premium plan.

Why do people watch clouds go by?

 

[Dark Angel]

because they are awesome to look at them especially in the sunsets and at the morning :D

Who i could get a spaceship for my own?

 

[FinalPyre]

Start with the titanic and work from there

Wow [MENTION=35259]Leggy[/MENTION]; you are good at this game. You had me laughing with a bunch of your answers! :D

Why do you always stub your pinky toe?

 

[Dark Angel]

Cause i am a manic :P

What the hell i am doing here ???? :P

Start with the titanic and work from there

Wow [MENTION=35259]Leggy[/MENTION]; you are good at this game. You had me laughing with a bunch of your answers! :D

Why do you always stub your pinky toe?

F#*King Awesome :D

 

[♥ Sky]

Pleasuring me.

What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

 

[Dark Angel]

To have our secret and forbidden relationship :P

Why the money makes you feel so nice?

 

[Fear211]

because ur one greedy fuck

why am i so cool?