The Vending Machine

[♥ Sky]

You get a coin made from silver covered in blood. It also contains the soul of a loli who can turn into a wolf.

/me inserts their finger

 

[nawi]

you get haunted by their soul>_>....

/me inserts magic lamp

 

[TheRedRascal]

Nawi gets a genie

TheRedRascal inserts a golden coin

 

[Alice Rei]

You get the golden butterfly

/me insert food

 

[TheRedRascal]

Gets a extravagant inviation to a fancy resturant

TheRedRascal inserts his car keys

 

[Sintarow]

TheRedRascal receives a large complete hotwheels collection

/me inserts his power ranger blanket*

 

[TheRedRascal]

Sintarow has all the power rangers from your favorite generation appear before him

TheRedRascal inserts a bagel

 

[MadSova]

『You get a poisoned doughnut...』

『』 /me inserts deadly confusion and his wet in cold tea shoes and socks...

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a sack of tea leaves with the label "Can cause death by confusion"

/me inserts a floss

 

[MadSova]

『You get a clean sparkling teath...』

/me makes a cup of tea from sack of tea leaves with the label "Can cause death by confusion" and inserts it

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a forgotten-supercow, drinking the tea

/me inserts bloody tooth

 

[MadSova]

『Fairy comes out of the vending machine and gives you a gold coin...』

『Yay! Another animal saved』 /me lets supercow play with rhino named tank and beast with two faces and redirects the still-flowing cold tea back into the vending machine with his power to control vectors

 

[Rucking Fetard]

The cold tea shots out in the speed of light towards the rhino

/me grabs fairy and inserts it

 

[MadSova]

『The Vending Machine starts shooting gold coins instead of cold tea...』

『!!!!』 /me jumps in front of rhino and protects it from tea and coins by reflecting them all in The Vending Machine

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a single can of tea which taste will melt your brains

/me inserts every single gold coin

 

[unownHGSS]

You get a piece of dust >:3

/me inserts Empty can

 

[♥ Sky]

You get back a can filled with the peepee of the loli operating the vending machine from inside. She was bursting for that.

/me puts in a rock.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get various items from the stone age

/me inserts a beret

 

[nawi]

you got an old commando knife

/me inserts nekomimi...

 

[Rucking Fetard]

A wild neko came out and scratches your face

/me inserts a bottle of laxative

 

[tabemono3]

you get Dhairya dand (who is this person?)

*Tabemono3 inserts unknown question mark "?"

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a book with the answers to every single question in the world

/me inserts dhairya dand

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a pointed stick~

/me inserts net~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a crystal vial

/me inserts pointed stick

 

[♥ Sky]

The stick flies out and pokes you in the eye

/me inserts fear's underwear