The Vending Machine

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get sint's chair~

/me inserts crystal vial~

 

[♥ Sky]

The machine fills the vial up with a mysterious magic liquid.

/me inserts sammy's ear.

 

[Realstar]

Got stuck in... :-P

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You got nothing for nothing~

/me inserts vial of magic liquid~

 

[♥ Sky]

You get showered with Leprechaun gold.

/me inserts a piece of Leprechaun gold.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get and empty pot~

/me inserts a shower of leprechaun gold~

 

[♥ Sky]

Liquid gold pours out all over you burning you to death.

/me inserts a loli.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a skeleton

/me inserts a CHAMBER

 

[nawi]

you get a goblet of fire

/me inserts a cursed coin

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a normal soda can

/me inserts goblet of fire

 

[♥ Sky]

You get back a piece of paper with your eternal partner's name on it!

/me inserts some of Fear's special juice.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a pile of ashes~

/me inserts gold covered clone~

 

[♥ Sky]

You get a gold coated tiger!

RAWR!

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get sucked into the vending machine since you didn't put anything in at all

/me inserts pixie dust

 

[♥ Sky]

/me pops back out and inserts a yuri doujin

 

[nawi]

you get an ecchi picture

/me inserts bus stop sign....

 

[Rucking Fetard]

A 10 meter long double-decker bus came out, ran over you and stop after it completely came out of the vending machine.

/me inserts a 10 kg block of dry ice

 

[♥ Sky]

You get squirted in the face with 10 litres of ice cold water!

/me inserts a used condom!

 

[nawi]

you get a sticky gum...

/me inserts frosted meat

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Zombies from MG5 came out following the sound of the frosted meat I threw at the locker

/me inserts buster blade

 

[nawi]

you got masamune blade...

/me inserts earth crystal.....

 

[♥ Sky]

A baby rock golem pops out.

/me inserts a pair of Himawari pantsu

 

[nawi]

you get shin-chan's underwear

/me inserts fairy lipstick

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Cirno came out

/me inserts Odysseus' ship

 

[MadSova]

『You get a six-headed monster Scylla』

/me drinks the single can of tea which taste will melt your brains in one go and inserts empty can