The Vending Machine

[Chitanda Eru]

So can i request a car from the vending machine?

/me places coins.

 

[Rain Summerfields]

You get chocolate coins

/me inserts a cow bell.

 

[Sintarow]

You receive a fever that can only be cured by more cowbell!

/me inserts a half drunk bottle of scotch.

 

[Rain Summerfields]

You get an empty bottle with a message inside.

/me inserts telepathic powers

 

[Sintarow]

You receive the Book with all the faces you've ever seen or will see.

/me inserts his last nerve.

 

[Rain Summerfields]

YOU GET jesus christ's bones.

/me satan's wrath band

 

[Dark Angel]

i want a nuclear bomb

/me inserts my heart and soul!

 

[Rain Summerfields]

You get a distant, far off memory of a friend.

/me inserts nail polish.

 

[Dark Angel]

I want the SDF-1 from robotech

/me inserts his heart soul and flesh!

 

[Dark Angel]

I want the ZGMF-X10A Freedom

/me gives a diamond and his blood and soul!

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Gets some girls bra???

/me inserts piranha in a fish tank

 

[Dark Angel]

I wand a new hard disk...

/me is inserting some dna paterns to the vending machine...

 

[Dark Angel]

I want to have the ability to fly...

/me inserts blood and tears to obtain the magic spell from the vending machine

 

[srebro]

You get a refund, machine obviously didn't work.

/me inserts rusty coin from under the vending machines and wishes for many Senpais