The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Ghost Kitty~]

Nah thats completely improbably Itll probably get stretched before anything else ;p

Where did the cow go?

 

[Fear211]

to a place where her friend recommend, its called the Butchers

what was the first ever movie made?

 

[tentacle]

Flying train on the big cat!

Where milk comes from?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

From the land under the sea where bird scream at each other about random stuff~

Where is the remote control? D:

 

[Leggy]

Where nobody can find it. ;)

Is it proper manners to spit food out before belching?

 

[Second_Flight]

its proper... if u eat alone....

why mc donalds / kfc main food is chicken,...??why not cow..

 

[Leggy]

Sometimes they serve chicken, sometimes they serve brave person.

Is beef or pork better?

 

[Second_Flight]

chicken............ depends on whats food do u like to eat..

sphagetty or pasta..??

 

[Leggy]

Pass da spaghetti!

What trees do canned peaches come from?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Canned peach trees? ;p

Where did the candy man go?

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Supercow ate him D:

Why aren't blueberries blue?

 

[Leggy]

Dunno, I never blue a berry.

Should a man tell his fiancee they'll be staying in his mommy's basement for the honeymoon?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Depends if the basement has enough entertainment ;p

Why did you make the moon blue? D:

 

[Rucking Fetard]

But blue is so beautiful D:

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

 

[♥ Sky]

The same guy who got kicked in the face by the cow for trying.

Why does no one want to join my harem?

 

[Leggy]

I think they're afraid of Fear.


If a horse with wings is a pegasus, and a lion with wings is a sphynx, what is a pig with wings?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because the last guy got lost while trying to save you Kinda like that story with the plumber who goes through who knows how much just to save some princess that completely ignores him in the end ;p

Pig? With wings? Blasphemy... Must research this blasphemous discovery and name it porker~ I wonder how it tastes~

Where did the end come from?

 

[Dark Angel]

Everything that has a beginning has an end

 

[Sintarow]

Everything that has a beginning has an end

Make sure you ask a question because you broke the thread :(

Where do wormholes really lead?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

To a better place where there is no suffering Unless you have the proper equipment then maybe you could delay that trip for a while ;p

What would happen if mythical creatures inhabited the core of every planet and star?

 

[Sintarow]

Skittles would rain from the sing as giant first with a mustache, monocle, and tophat sang singing in the rain.

Why did the cow jump over the moon in hey didal didal?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because the butcher was finished with the three blind mice~

Where did the old lady steal her shoe from?

 

[Fear211]

from the gaint in jack and the beanstalk

what really happen with jack and jill when they went up the hill?

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Have you ever heard of the term "jill sandwich"?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because theyve been lying to you the whole time? Havent you ever seen those money trees?

They met the big bad wolf who huffed and puffed and blew them down the hill~

Where did bingo go?