The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[♥ Sky]

Because Diamonds are green.

Is yuri better than yaoi?

 

[Dark Angel]

nop yuri is the best... ;)

Why no one care about the nature?

 

[♥ Sky]

Because sometimes nature likes to be mean back!

Why does fear love me so much?

 

[Dark Angel]

Cause i can't love a guy ;)

Why this life is so small???

 

[FinalPyre]

Life is only small relative to your existence. If you were, say, a fruit-fly, you would be very envious of humanoid-Dark Angel's lifespan.

What would happen if everyone stood on everyone else's shoulders and we tried to reach the moon?

 

[♥ Sky]

we wouldn't reach because everyone would end up with broken shoulders


why do people not love me?

 

[Dark Angel]

probably will reach the moon :(

why no one cares about the planet?

 

[Leggy]

Captain Planet does!


Why doesn't everyone wear bikinis and speedos?

 

[Dark Angel]

Well cause they are scared cause they well been seen naked...

Why nobody can't understand the pain of the others...

 

[Fear211]

because its like 2 sides of 1 coin

why does sky love me so much?

 

[Leggy]

Because Fear + Sky is an anagram of freakys.

Just kidding folks!


What's the best way to light a candle?

 

[Sintarow]

Using the tears of your enemies!!!

What makes something boring, and other things enjoyable?

 

[Fear211]

depends if ur a child or not for starters

should i murder Leggy?

 

[Leggy]

Only if you kill him with kindness... kindness and pizza.


Is the world round?

 

[Fear211]

no u idiot, the world is flat, why do u think ships disappear?

what really happen to the 3 little pigs?

 

[Leggy]

They became congressmen.


Which is the best of the best?

 

[Fear211]

a toss up between [MENTION=41987]Sintarow[/MENTION] and Fear211

how do u drive a car?

 

[Leggy]

Backwards, with my feet.


Where is the holy grail?

 

[Dark Angel]

Under the ASF Server :P

Where i could find a nice psychiatric asylum?

 

[Leggy]

Your local high school.


What are jumbo shrimp?

 

[Dark Angel]

Why the hell i must know??? :P (kidding!!!)

Where i can hire a good killer to eliminate someone?

 

[Leggy]

If you can find him, Himura Kenshin.


What's the best satellite?

 

[Dark Angel]

Jormugand :P

Who is gonna built for me Quantum processor unit with a Quantum Graphics processor unit to play some dissent games?

 

[Sintarow]

Cthulhu! With the aid of his best friend Santa!!!

What is nothing?

 

[Second_Flight]

nothing is empty...

what is empty.??