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The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

Yes, but when I caught malware, and I lost all the Pokémon my Pokédex.

Why was the umbrella used to stop people from getting wet?
 
The wetness was down deep in your pants, the umbrella was just the starting point. : D
How does a person live with regret, if they regret nothing they did?
 
By taking things one day at a time; If they constantly remind them selves that they did nothing wrong, then eventually they will believe that nothing is wrong.

Why is paper made from trees
 
Trees are special. they have needs unlike any other.
To become paper is one of those needs.

Did you eat a turkey and regretted it?
 
Probably waiting for the world to end... or plotting it in the background~

How many attempts are needed to take down a wall?
 
hm... with just a signle thought of mine i can take down even buildings not just a wall :evillaugh:

why i can't be superman?
 
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Green means toxins, which equals death.

How does one accommodate loneliness?
 
Stay away from the number one.



Do butterflies kiss?
 
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Kiss of death, life's send off for all the harlots.

Wisdom is gracious?
 
As we slowly awaken from slumber, the leaves are our sheets

Why is the gift, the gift it is?
 
I set out on a long quest that took me to jungles and deserts, oceans and ice. After years of questing, I climbed a tall mountain to find an old hermit. At the top of the mountain I found him, and asked him about it.

He meditated for hours and finally replied, "How would I know, I'm just here for the excellent cell reception."


Where did the dodo go?
 
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Across the river and the sea. Into the deepest valleys and onto the highest mountains. He eventually found that old hermit. Didnt you see him during your travels?

How come the moon is so important?
 
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Flashing the moon is essential for exhibitionists because flashing Mister Winkie can get you arrested! ;)


What is the purpose of toenails?
 
They are a joke of evolution so people can hurt themselves more when stubbing their toes =/

Why do people feel the need to look pretty?
 
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To maintain balance in the universe, one must be beautiful, petite and well rounded. : D

How are the minions doing?
 
I feel disconnected from reality as usual
and my head is full of bad energies

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
 
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