The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Leggy]

Carpenter's planes are used to level wood. I guess they could level air, so check a carpenter's workshop.

Where do teddy bears have their picnic?

 

[Dark Angel]

always in my garden!

so why i can't make my own nuke?

 

[Leggy]

That brings up a good health tip. When I have trouble making a nuke, I just take an overnight laxative.

Works great!


Harry Potter vs Iron Man... who wins?

 

[Dark Angel]

No one i wi;l beat them both!

Macross Saga vs Gundam Saga?

 

[Leggy]

Neither! DokiDoki PreCure!


Where do the buffalo roam?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Wherever they call home~

Why are people after the tomb?

 

[Dark Angel]

you mean tomb as tomb raider and lara's big bewbs?

why people can't have hyper sensitive censors over their minds?

 

[Leggy]

That's easy. Because and of course

And naturally,


Where's the beef?

 

[Dark Angel]

I haven't buy any yet!

Where i can find a new pair of wheels?

 

[Leggy]

Go directly to the source. The wheel was invented by Ooolamog in the Neolithic period.

He can carve you up a couple of nice ones in a few weeks, and it'll only cost you a goat and two chickens.

Where's Waldo?

 

[Dark Angel]

I am keeping ihim down at my garage.

how i can blow up earth?

 

[Leggy]

Oh yeah, I've seen those giant beach balls!

Spoiler

Better use an air pump.


Why is gas cheaper?

 

[Dark Angel]

Because i have made black deal under the table to be so cheap....

Why i can't go back to time...?

 

[Leggy]

Because you do not have a DeLorean.


Chain mail armor or air mail armor?

 

[Dark Angel]

mail armor... hand made with raw steel

a clayomre sword or a katana sword?

 

[Leggy]

A light saber.


Where is the tallest peak?

 

[Dark Angel]

outside of my house~

where is the deepest place on earth?

 

[Leggy]

The cellar where they keep the Detroit Lions Superbowl trophies.


What is closer than two peas in a pod?

 

[Emiko]

3 peas in an even smaller pod?

Where did the pizza go?

 

[Leggy]

Pizza equates into fitness.

Spoiler

What is Howdy Doody time?

 

[tabemono3]

It is How do you do.

what is the worst game of 2016?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

The one which involves myself and other people.
I love the dark, it holds many secrets...

Do you also live in darkness?

 

[Leggy]

Do I live in Darkness? No, I live in a different city entirely.


What is the most powerful video game weapon?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

The washing machine deco from splatoon.

How many slimeballs make an annoyance?

 

[Leggy]

Ahhhhhh, math! This one is easy!

1 slimeball is equal to 3.6 pimplepusses
The square of the pimplepusses is equal to the cosine of the dingleberries angle of dissonance.
1 annoyance is equal to the ratio of dibgleberries to length of the "Ahhh's" used in any particular response, in millimeters.

Therefore, through simple substitution, the solution is, 1 annoyance eqoals 2.17932 slimeballs.


Why red balloons?