The Vending Machine

[♥ Sky]

You get me glomping you.

/me inserts a sock.

 

[Fear211]

you get a rock shot out of the vending machine and hitting you in the forehead knocking you out

*Fear211 stuffs sky back into the vending machine

 

[♥ Sky]

how could you do that to me?

/me pops back out and dives on fear pinning him to the ground.

 

[Fear211]

pretty easy really

*Fear211 stuffs sky into the vending machine again, grabs some duck tape and wraps it around the item drop part is, digs a hole and pushes the vending machine into the hole, grabs a cement mixer, rock, water and concrete, mixes it and then drops it into the hole covering the vending machine and walks away.....

 

[♥ Sky]

/me materializes back in front of fear and knocks him out with her big oppai and stuffs his underwear into the machine.

 

[Fear211]

and you get a Fear211 clone which walks away

*fear211 inserts some dirt

 

[Rucking Fetard]

A mud-man came out

/me inserts a cane

 

[Shinseph]

A dancing/singing frog came out.

/me inserts a bottle cap.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a detachable horn

/me injects frog with morphine and inserts it

 

[♥ Sky]

You get a frog all high with big eyes smoking pot.

/me inserts sex toys.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a bagpipe with an intricate design

/me inserts jar of hearts

 

[Fear211]

You get an extra life

*Fear211 inserts a mud-man

 

[♥ Sky]

Mudkip comes out and mud slaps you.

/me inserts some special juice.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a special sintarow blend ~

/me inserts a sewer rat

 

[Fear211]

You get some poo.....

*Fear211 inserts the mudkip

 

[Rucking Fetard]

A hydro pump shot out of the vending machine

/me inserts a sonar radar

 

[♥ Sky]

You get a unicorn made from diamond.

/me inserts a rock.

 

[Fear211]

you get nothing

*Fear211 inserts water

 

[♥ Sky]

YOU GET NOTHING AS WELL! tsun!

/me inserts the soul of a loli.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

The ghost loli of hinode materializes

/me inserts the horn of a diamond unicorn

 

[♥ Sky]

You get a crappy crystal unicorn that is so fragile it shatters when it tries to move, showering you in razor sharp shards of glass.

/me inserts a piece of paper.

 

[Shinseph]

You get a living origami crane that flys away immediately.
/me inserts a random little sister.

 

[♥ Sky]

Infamous jumps out and glomps you.

/me inserts a wet finger

 

['fresco]

You get a used condom (f***!).

*Somerefresco inserts a penny showered with cynicism and disbelief

 

[Fear211]

you get a pokeball

*Fear211 inserts a missing page from a book