Sadly no. As a slow typer, it would take years to finish just a few paragraphs. By then, you could have got an award.

would you watch this H-movie with me?
 
Depends on the title. You just made me a bit more interested in going to the H anime section to check on some stuff.

Would you be interested in a cruise?
 
Only if I can eat all the food I want.

Would you stay in the same room as me on the cruise?
 
I don't see any impediment to that, ask me if you wish. :goodtea:

Will you persuade someone to spam here?
 
Yay! We shall have a party!

I will persuade everyone to come spam here!

Would you hug me if I gave you a lollipop?
 
Only if it didn't really explode.

Would you give me a hug if I hugged you first?
 
Nop, i won't. I'll just stand there so that u feels ashamed on what you are doing to me. Jk :P

Would you kill Goku?
 
Hmm why? :/ Isnt he already dead though?

Would you find that clock thats going off?
 
Sure, it's right here. /me smashes clock

Would you take me in if you saw me homeless on the streets?
 
I never agreed to it in the first place! :objection:

Would you please put the wine on the salver?
 
Only if you take me in. It's cold out here :(

Why won't you take me in?
 
Again, only if you take me in! :crushed:

Please take me in. I promise to be good!
 
I know when I'm not wanted. I'll just go back to the cardboard box with nothing but myself for comfort.

Will there be a prince to come and rescue me?
 
You live in the read world now. It is time for you to grow up and get a job!

Would you please fetch the fire wood?
 
Only if we can use it to burn you at the stake.

Will you join me at the ceremony?
 
I would, if anyone gathers around the bonfire.

Would you continue with this thread?
 

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