The Vending Machine

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a container of napalm

/me inserts deer meat

 

[MadSova]

『Blood starts flowing from vending machine instead of water...』

『Wah... So many bodies flowing down the blood river...』 /me drinks some blood and inserts some of the bodies back...

 

[Rucking Fetard]

The bodies came back out again, however this time they seem to have become vampires

/me inserts a briefcase

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a camera~

/me inserts napalm~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a pack of bath salts

/me inserts an exhaust

 

[MadSova]

『Blood that is flowing out starts burning...』

/me inserts bloody burning vampires...

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a vial of holy water~

/me inserts bath salts~

 

[AhGwee]

You get 1 Tesco clubcard point per 100g of bathsalt put into the vending machine.

/me inserts tea into the machine.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Cold tea started flooding out of the vending machine

/me inserts VVV-6, Hiasobi

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get the art of an explosion

/me inserts tesco points~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a black poker chip

/me inserts a cutting edge laser-device

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get mikuru's beam

/me inserts black poker chip~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a blueprint for a mecha

/me redirects mikuru beam back into the vending machine

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get charging lazers~

/me inserts mecha blueprint~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a nuclear reactor

/me inserts an alkali

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a battery~

/me inserts nuclear reactor~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a huge battery

/me uses up the battery, then inserts it

 

[MadSova]

『You get your battery refilled...』

/me drinks some cold and inserts the vial of holy water...

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a vial to store souls and summon the dead ones

/me hammers the battery to dust and inserts them

 

[♥ Sky]

You get a fragment of a lost soul of a robot.

/me inserts a strand of [MENTION=41294]Fear211[/MENTION]'s hair

 

[MadSova]

『Fear gets a bald spot...』

/me drowns random passerby in cold tea, stores his soul in vial, summons dead one using that soul, and then inserts the dead one...

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a deadly confusion

/me inserts the 1/1 RX-78 gundam

 

[nawi]

you got 1/64 bunny....

/me inserts fruits of the gods

 

[Alice Rei]

You get wine of Gods

/me insert a piece of paper

 

[nawi]

you get a parking ticket....

/me inserts a drop of silver wolf's blood