The Vending Machine

[Rucking Fetard]

A small meteorite suddenly shot out of the vending machine at the speed of sound

wait.. that means if I just give her yoshinon then... yoshinon... where... WHERE!?!?!
/me inserts his rage

 

[Alice Rei]

Suddenly there's a storm.

/me insert magatama

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a crystal orb

/me inserts toenails

 

[Alice Rei]

You get curse paper

/me insert ribbon

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a thorned whip

/me inserts vvv-7

 

[MadSova]

『You get a strange red cube...』

『Holy Water? Meh...』 /me inserts Holy Water

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a bucket made out of diamond with an ominous black liquid in it

/me inserts the cube

 

[tabemono3]

you get a 3D Heroes Dot Game

*Tabemono3 inserts love machine ticket

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a ticket to hell

/me inserts an electric breaker

 

[nawi]

you get an electric chair....

/me inserts a leaf of vigor...

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a clover

/me inserts a flask filled with human emotions

 

[nawi]

you get corrupted human soul in exchange......

/me inserts a statue of arkuslam

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a gargoyle

/me inserts the corrupted soul

 

[Fear211]

you get pain!!!!

*Fear211 inserts fear

 

[nawi]

you get an essence of human,,,,

/me inserts omega badge

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Innocentius came out of the vending machine

/me inserts baal

 

[Fear211]

you get some body limbs

*Fear211 inserts Nazaka

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Nazaka came back out and landed a punch on your guts

/me inserts one of the limbs

 

[Fear211]

O.O nazaka falls out making it 2 nazakas

*Fear211 inserts a blank cd

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a sky-porn

:o
/me inserts 2 coins along with the other Nazaka

 

[Fear211]

u get sintarow *stabs nazaka and runs away*

*Fear211 inserts sky-porn

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a real life sky-porn action

my other self is still there...
/me inserts dead nazaka

 

[Fear211]

u get a black hole which sucks u up and ur never seen again

*Fear211 inserts real life sky-porn

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a piece of paper with "D:" written on it

you.. me... him... nazaka...?
/me inserts his doubts and confusion

 

[Fear211]

and u get..... nothing

*Fear211 inserts piece of paper with "D:" written on it