The Vending Machine

You get a glossy [MENTION=41434]Nazaka[/MENTION]; with poisonous thorns growing out of him/it

/me plucks off the thorns with forceps and isnerts it
 
You get a thorny [MENTION=41434]Nazaka[/MENTION];, matte.
then gave it to sam

/me inserts shiny material
 
You get the... uh... what was it... death by standing or something [MENTION=41434]Nazaka[/MENTION];

/me inserts sodium
 
The vending machine explodes as it's got lots of water in it.

/me gets a new machine and inserts a coin.
 
The machine makes some funny noises and spits out a newborn version of naza.

/me inserts the fake coin
 
You get a set of sneakers

/me inserts the different thing that was not specified what it exactly is
 
You get a used playboy magazine, of pokemon

/me inserts a pack of instant noodle
 
Playpokemon?
XD

You get playpokemon, on video

/me inserts the seasoning that was not included in the pack
 

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A given mission, mechanical assault, manufactured devotion.
Red eyes, an upside-down form. Even the twisted shape was made to be that way.
No matter how cruel the slaughter, worse than a demon's,
or how gentle the kindness, greater than an angel's,
a machine has neither will nor madness—only code, and a few bugs.
So why, then, does it feel so unbearably sad?
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