[LPW #9] feat. Checkmate the pure and innocent

[jinrei]

what meaning beside your Purity and Innocence? ._.

 

[Nemuru]

Shouldn't have highlighted it...

 

[BlueMage]

^LoLz.

Btw, gratz Check. >_>

 

[Kou]

Nemu chan got mindfuck?lololol

 

[Nemuru]

Waaaai, Onii-chan~
Wonder how long can he keep up with his word :p

@Kou-chan: Kinda, but not really.

 

[Checkmate]

>.>

But they are still pure and innocent.

 

[KingArturia]

Mm, of course we cannot forget our Iggy sama desu~ ;P I'll pass mine to Iggy sama next time ;P

 

[jinrei]

anything but onahole X_X

 

[BlueMage]

@King- A little late for replying to that huh? xD

/me feels so ignored. ;_;

 

[Cocona]

anything but onahole X_X

LOL, who are you in IRC? Spy!

 

[jinrei]

[hentai] :P

but i'm usually not there

 

[Kou]

We, the lurkers lurk the IRC!

 

[Checkmate]

it got many epic Pure and Innocent story~

 

[KingArturia]

I won't even want to touch IRC knowing what Corocoro posted o.O =.= *Shivers in Saber's arm*

 

[Ignis]

Our IRC channel is full of stuff such as:

Spoiler: Warning: NSFW lines

[23:04] <&Checkmate> I'll tell you when I put my thing into her
[23:04] <&Checkmate> how warm inside the girl would be
[23:04] <&Checkmate> and how tight too
[23:04] * &uggubs doesn't want to hear
[23:04] <&uggubs> rather
[23:04] <&uggubs> pics
[23:04] <&Checkmate> tsundere
[23:05] <&Checkmate> lolz
[23:05] <&uggubs> :< wut
[23:05] <&Checkmate> well
[23:05] <%firev1> how warm, approximately 37 degree celsuis
[23:05] <&uggubs> lol nah
[23:05] <&Checkmate> more than that
[23:05] <&Checkmate> 39-40
[23:05] <%firev1> hey thats only after you do it
[23:05] <&Checkmate> which is heavenly good
[23:05] <&Checkmate> <3
[23:05] <%firev1> default in temperature is 37
[23:06] <&uggubs> I've never inserted any thermometer into someone's vagina, but it's definitely warmer than normal body temperature
[23:06] <&Checkmate> it's warmer
[23:06] <&Checkmate> in aroused state
[23:06] <&Checkmate> to stimulate you solely
[23:06] <&Checkmate> so I know...
[23:06] <%firev1> how tight, approw 70N all around
[23:06] <%Fuyuiro> eh?
[23:06] <&Checkmate> very tight
[23:07] <&uggubs> fire must've done a laboratory experiment on it
[23:07] <%firev1> okay im just bsing now
[23:07] * &uggubs shivers
[23:07] <&Checkmate> you can't possibly put it in naturally, you have to force it in really hard
[23:07] <&uggubs> that's because she's a total virgin
[23:07] <&Checkmate> but that's expected for the first time
[23:07] <&Checkmate> there will be blood... a little
[23:07] <%firev1> you have to pierce her heavens
[23:07] <&Checkmate> and it hurts alot
[23:08] <&uggubs> you'll likely get hurt as well

 

[Kou]

Spoiler: ...

So Check's drill will pierce through the heavens? THE POWAR OF THE SPIRAL.

Ok that sounds so wrong. SORRY TTGL anime.

 

[Checkmate]

^ Ignis made that up

 

[jinrei]

/me shivers

 

[Cocona]

lol Gurren Lagann quote.

Ugh... the was too much.

 

[KingArturia]

*Shivers in Saber's arm and stays away from IRC*

 

[Ignis]

@Checkmate:
Nah, I didn't~

@Kou:
LOL.

Spoiler: So...

Check's thing is shaped like a spiral and thrusts like a drill?

/me shivers and doesn't want to know

 

[Nemuru]

Lol, I wonder if I should stay here.

 

[BlueMage]

>___>".

This thread is only 5 pages long and it's already filled with this kind of thing. xD

 

[Kou]

@ Nemu chan - you are better of watching animu~

@ Iggy - I don't want to think deeper.

 

[Nemuru]

@Kou-chan: What! Are you telling me to watch cartoon?!
Why are you treating me like a kid?!