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So this guy responds to my platonic Craigslist ad. Key word: platonic. He tells me he's not gay, but he sends me a picture of himself without a shirt on. No face, just this dude's torso. Then he casually mentions that he doesn't mind "crossing swords" and "incidental contact."

FML.
 
Olive Garden will rue the day they issued the Never Ending Pasta Pass. Tonight I dine on 20 bowls!

You know, give or take 16 or 17.
 
What to do indeed. Right hand, left hand, onahole, Fleshlight, hands free hypnosis...decisions, decisions....
 

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Jelly-filled Donut wrote on Ryzen111's profile.
Btw, Ryzen111. Do you happen to have the latest update for this? They added extra content and bug fixes to it.
まものす to [v24.09.11 (v1.22)]

Also, could you reupload this? I'll be patient, thanks.
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The Ice Cream Grammar by Alessio Piantanida is a practical guide for chefs and artisans, exploring the science, history, and artistry of ice cream and gelato. Detailing ingredients, processes, safety, and recipes, it empowers professionals to master techniques and craft innovative, high-quality frozen desserts with confidence.

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