Latest Thought~

So this guy responds to my platonic Craigslist ad. Key word: platonic. He tells me he's not gay, but he sends me a picture of himself without a shirt on. No face, just this dude's torso. Then he casually mentions that he doesn't mind "crossing swords" and "incidental contact."

FML.
 
Olive Garden will rue the day they issued the Never Ending Pasta Pass. Tonight I dine on 20 bowls!

You know, give or take 16 or 17.
 
What to do indeed. Right hand, left hand, onahole, Fleshlight, hands free hypnosis...decisions, decisions....
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Latest profile posts

Pinklyru wrote on Otokonoko's profile.
Otome_Citamii wrote on Ryzen111's profile.
Hello,Ryzen111! Could you please re-upload the following files?
Thanks as always.:giggle:

https://www.anime-sharing.com/threads/050826-vivid-color-花町物語.1245120/
Jelly-filled Donut wrote on Otokonoko's profile.
Hi, Otokonoko. Could you please reupload this please? Thanks
クールJKクライシス