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So this guy responds to my platonic Craigslist ad. Key word: platonic. He tells me he's not gay, but he sends me a picture of himself without a shirt on. No face, just this dude's torso. Then he casually mentions that he doesn't mind "crossing swords" and "incidental contact."

FML.
 
Olive Garden will rue the day they issued the Never Ending Pasta Pass. Tonight I dine on 20 bowls!

You know, give or take 16 or 17.
 
What to do indeed. Right hand, left hand, onahole, Fleshlight, hands free hypnosis...decisions, decisions....
 

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bjose2345 wrote on HentaiCovid's profile.
Hello, HentaiCovid! Could you kindly update this to the latest version (January 08, 2025)? Thanks in advance—you're the MVP!

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こんにちは。いつもありがとうございます、こちらを再アップお願いできますか
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Hello. Сould you re-upload mexashare link for RJ01173756 please? Thank you.