The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Ghost Kitty~]

It would probably chuck whatever wood you would give it to chuck =w=

Molly monkey met madame mini macro mouse?~

 

[Leggy]

That;s the Number 7 combo meal at Hu Flung Dung's Authentic Chinese Restaurant.


Why do arrows fly straight?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because youre playing with the gravity machine again... stop it already =/ Youre going to break stuff =/

Why did you hit the red button?

 

[Zakkyun ♪]

Because I thought it was the sun and I wanted to eat it.

Why life?

 

[Leggy]

Because Mikey likes it!

Spoiler

Why do robots use can openers?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because they can =/

/me sets fire to random things~
Why is everything burning?

 

[Sintarow]

Because a microwave and a toaster had a bady making the oven god mad; this caused him to set the world a blaze with his burning fury.

Why does wood float and not tacos?

 

[Ralium]

fish keep the wood floating as a workout they are building muscles you know, but off course they won't keep tacos floating nope they'll eat it~

why did you try to eat the bunny instead of the carrots?? =\

 

[Leggy]

Ohhh, I went for both, and some potatoes, greens, an onion, seasoning... made a nice stew.


The Tin Man got a heart, the Scarecrow got a brain, etc... what did Toto get?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Leggy's leg of course =/ It just wanted your toes but it was easier to take the whole thing =/

Why does the raven cry?~

 

[Leggy]

He hasn't had a leading role since Poe.

Why aren't poems written about slime molds?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

What? They arent? We must fix this injustice =/

How come you arent helping with the poem? =/

 

[Leggy]

A good slime mold
Is just like gold,
They feed off logs
Like fuzzy hogs.


What are the next lines?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Slowly climbing~
Their wooden binding~
Looking for~
Another floor~

And the following?~

 

[Leggy]

The good you do, it really shows,
You help the forest decompose,
And tend the woods all night and day,
You clever little Myxogastria.

Now, what shall we call our literary masterpiece? ;)

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The Life of Mold~

Do you have another suggestion?~

 

[Leggy]

I like that, it's good!

Why is tin a metal?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

How else would we get tin cans?

How many duck billed bumble bees did you catch?

 

[Leggy]

Duck billed bumble bees? Why would someone bill ducks for bumble bees? Should bill bee keepers.

Space and time... what's the difference?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Space is in your head and time is flowing through your veins.

Cleavage shots are memorable?

 

[Leggy]

I have no interest in cleavage shots of Caitlin Jenner.


Which is worth more, a pound of mud, or a politician's promise?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

A pound of mud is a rich resource. We all need mud in our lives!

From below, can you see the stars dance?

 

[Leggy]

Depends on what someone put in my drink.


What is in the out of?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Out of Luck, In a wheelchair injured.

Do you desire the "spice" of life?

 

[Leggy]

Spice Girls are okay, but I prefer Josie and the Pussycats.


Van Gogh or Warhol?