The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Anayomex]

because we stopped time

What's red light?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Probably that laser pointer~

Why are there rainbows?~

 

[Leggy]

They're easier to make than rainwindsors.

What are glad rags?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Probably something that no one talked about =/

Where does the wind blow?~

 

[Leggy]

Depends on how much the wind has had to drink.

How do you save time?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

If time has been stolen by a dragon then see page 605 of the how to slay a dragon for dummies handbook.
If it has been lost for some reason then visit the universal lost and found that martians invented two galaxies over.
If these answers do not suffice then google it =/

How many hippos does it take to block out the sun?

 

[Leggy]

42

Whoops! I've just spoiled the whole Doug Adams question mythos!

What is a fan dance?

 

[Damaged]

Its that little hopping dance you do while clutching your fan bruised fingers between your knees..

In for a penny, in for a pound...what is a pound of pennies worth?

 

[Leggy]

100 pence

Matchstick? What does a match stick to?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Wherever you splash glue to~

What could 42 chimps achieve?~

 

[Leggy]

They can sell their internet company to Apple.

Are peach computers any good?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The peaches leave the room smelling funny =/ Browser keeps kidnapping them as well =/

Where did the smurfs go?~

 

[Leggy]

Behind a tree, or the smurfroom.

How could Lois Lane be fooled by glasses for so long?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Talking glasses usually implies peculiarities about the person, the wizard, or maybe it was just google screwing around again =/

Where did kfc get all their mutated chicken from? =/

 

[Leggy]

The same farm the NFL gets their eight legged turkeys for the Thanksgiving game.

Why didn't the Kentucky Fried Squirrel franchise succeed?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Have you ever tried to keep a squirrel still? =/

Who would survive the hunger games? =/

 

[Leggy]

Space Dandy

Puppies or kittens?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Kippies Pittens? Mittens? I have no idea =w=

Furball or scale?~

 

[Leggy]

Mini-furball

Why is California dreaming?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Dreaming? Its dreaming? =/ Unless you mean all that snoring that shakes the ground every so often and the expected wake up that would move sf and la closer together =/

If you had a pet piranha? =/

 

[Leggy]

I'd hardly call my girlfriend a pet piranha...

Actually... yes I would.


Nuts to soup... what does that mean?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Nutty soup? Soup in a nut? /me tosses leggy in a soup~

Does leggy soup taste good? =/ /me has [MENTION=5445]nawi[/MENTION]; try =/

 

[nawi]

chomp chomp...hmm better than wabbit soup=/

does gdr soup taste good?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You had wabbit soup? Frank's wabbit soup?

Gdr soup has too much iron =/ And oil... not healthy at all =/

Every tried frank onion soup? =/

 

[Damaged]

Too many nuts! "snicker.."

What was the Thunder Cats battle cry?