[LPW# 190] Sleepy Edition

[Umbra Mortis]

I want the cow card.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I can't tell anyone that I almost got hit by a car because I couldn't stop staring at the blood vessels that were showing on my senpai's arms from under his sleeves.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I got to eat the joes.

 

[Leggy]

Pipes are a good way to smoke.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Judging from what I've heard, the best seems to have been saved for last.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Want to fire Leggy out of a coffee.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Even in modern times, many Japanese homes continue to use tatami mats.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Japanese come from coes.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

In Japan, noodles that contain one hundred percent buckwheat flour are called Juwari-soba.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Cows make for strange bed fellows.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

People often say that you shouldn't judge a person by their looks.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Looks are made of butts.

 

[Leggy]

Butts, you say? I like 'em.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The internet will play a more important role in future elections.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Cows have e;ections

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I think it's quite important to share similar values with your spouse.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I watch Cow Slayer the anime.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Don't worry about being unemployed. I've been job hunting for almost two years now.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to kill time fats

 

[Deleted member 262447]

We should put priority on developing a new flavor of bacon.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want 6000 cows to slaughter and stuff

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The quality of our product is far above industry standards.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Teletubbie ninja turtles

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

how many cows must one slay to gain the title of slayer