I had 4, but one I couldn't figure out how to shut off on weekends so I unplugged it. One just ran out of batteries and I'm too lazy to replace it. Seriously though, even if I had 10 all timed at the same time, I could probably go back to sleep after shutting them all off. :S
Also I say good morning to my girls, even if I am half awake.
A given mission, mechanical assault, manufactured devotion.
Red eyes, an upside-down form. Even the twisted shape was made to be that way.
No matter how cruel the slaughter, worse than a demon's,
or how gentle the kindness, greater than an angel's,
a machine has neither will nor madness—only code, and a few bugs.
So why, then, does it feel so unbearably sad?