The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Leggy]

Neopolitan ice cream? Napoleon invented it. Josephine tried it and said, "Dammit Nappy, French ice cream tastes terrible, do something about it." So Napoleon invaded Russia in Winter, looking for different ice cream.

Why are world maps flat, when the world is round?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The earth is round? =/ /me goes back to map =/
Nope still looks flat to me =/

What did you put in the milk? =/ Its screaming =/

 

[AzukanoBaka]

my hope and dream, cause love is out of question

Where we can find blue zamrud?

 

[Leggy]

Take a green one and a little model paint...

What's the difference between supper and dinner?

 

[Anayomex]

From this

to this

why is nyaa down?

 

[Leggy]

They're on vacation.

Where has my little dog gone?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

It was barking so the neighbors decided they were hungry =/

Why is frank always destroying stuff? =/

 

[Anayomex]

obsession with GDR and there you have it.......


What's samy's MG about?

 

[Ralium]

A secret mission bestowed upon members to Assassinate the mods

why are people afraid of rats??

 

[Anayomex]

cause they don't want to end like pichu?


Why is new LPW late?

 

[Ralium]

because leggy is hunting a cat that is hunting a mice


why is jumping off a bridge where there is water under it , is considered suicide ??

 

[Sakimichi]

Because the person is expected to walk on water not swim. Thats what Jesus has been telling us.

Why do people spam?

 

[Leggy]

Because spam is cheaper than t-bone steak.


Tuna or salmon?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

What? I only came because i heard steak =/

How many miles does it take to reach the end?~

 

[Zakkyun ♪]

As many miles as there are elephants in the universe.


Why is the Earth round?

 

[Leggy]

Bizarro World is square.

Why is chocolate sooo yummy?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because mr wonka will strangle you if you say otherwise =/

How many flavors are on the wall?

 

[Leggy]

Not sure about flavors, but I know about bricks in the wall.

Spoiler

What makes the world revolve?

 

[renano]

Because renano oujo-sama is its axis and all her minions work the night-shift to keep the world and the whole universe intact~



Why must we "crawl before we walk"? Philosophical quote intended.

 

[Leggy]

Because of barb wire crib covers.

Are pecans nuts?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Yeah =/ Theyre completely nuts =/ They were lazying around on my roof so I got the gopher to scare them away but the next thing I know, they were bombing me with those pesky pelicans of theirs =/ Those darn birds eat too much =/

How did you find out the secret?

 

[Leggy]

A gypsy fortune teller rubbed an egg over my body in the light of a full moon on Friday the 13th. When she broke the egg, a dead demon popped out. Then I took all my money, put it in a paper bag and handed it to her. She burned it in a bonfire. That's how I learned the secret.



Oh wait, that's not how I learned the secret... that's how I got conned out of all my money.




Where is the key to enlightenment?

 

[Zakkyun ♪]

It can be found in a pool of alcoholic candy-bears.


Why do human beings walk on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at the end of the day?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because they havent figure out how to grow extra legs yet~

Spinny spider sanded sally's soaked spindle saturday?

 

[Leggy]

Saturday Sally's soaked spindle spun Spinny spider's silk.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?