The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Leggy]

"Where's the sand box? I gotta make thunder!"

If The Flash had a proper battle cry, what would it be?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The screams of astounded passerbys and calling of lawyers~

Is sonic faster than the flash? =/

 

[Leggy]

His girlfriend says so.

How do you do a round of square dances?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Dancing around a square sounds constricting =/

If vikings raided your city?

 

[Leggy]

I'm a Lions fan. The Vikings raid us twice a year.

Who wins, lacrosse or cricket?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Isnt cricket what the red queen plays?

How far did alice fall down the rabbit hole?

 

[Leggy]

That's just a vicious rumor. Alice doesn't swing that way.



Does Santa deliver ti the South Pole?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Depends if anyone there believes =/ Or if anyone is actually there =/

What if ninjas ran off with santa's workshop?

 

[Leggy]

It's been tried. Santa went whoop-a$$ on them!

Spoiler

Why is Rudolph's nose red?

 

[Anayomex]

it's red mushrooms fault


How old is Tom & Jerry?

 

[Leggy]

They recently celebrated their 107th wedding anniversary.

Drink or go blind?

 

[Anayomex]

drink tea

best game?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The ones within the mind~

Where do you find dust devils?~

 

[Leggy]

At the hardware store.

Are sines and cosines tangent?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I read tangerines for some reason =/ Of course theyre not tangerines =/ Unless you manipulated it somehow... =w=

How come there are so many orange like fruits? =/

 

[Leggy]

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana.
Knock knock. Who's there? Peach.
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?


Why are knock knock jokes funny?

 

[Anayomex]

to poke around



Why sleep?

 

[Leggy]

'Cause you don't get as much rest dancing.

Why should we save the whales?

 

[Anayomex]

because they'll give you a gold

Why should we go sighting?

 

[Leggy]

'Cause going touchey feeling can get you arrested.

If fashion is circular, why don't we wear bearskins?

 

[AzukanoBaka]

Cause fish go blob

How many bathtub in iceland?

 

[Leggy]

Just the one... but they rent it out for a fortune!

Why don't elephants have wings?

 

[Ralium]

because then mice will start planning to find a way to fly just to scare the elephants

why don't ants take over the world??

 

[Leggy]

They're too busy taking over our uncles.


Why is vanilla ice cream white?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because the discovery of food coloring came after vanilla ice cream stopped being a novel item =/

Why neopolitan? =/