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The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

So it could do it's business, and roam the streets with other candles. I do it every night, and let it back in in the morning.

What are bulbs for?
 
The latest invention of frank corp defense technology, bulbs are seemingly innocent things that stick out of plants and spews mind numbing poison at those around~ Now if only it actually worked and didnt looked like a light bulb =/

Why super glue?
 
I accuse him of doing it in the library with the candlestick.

Where is the end of the Earth?
 
The spot where you fall is where the earth ends for you =/

A random guy stabs a syringe in you. What do you do?
 
"Uhhhh, Doctor, I'm just here to pay my bill."

What is in the out of?
 
Joe Stick is 6'4" and weighs 320 pounds. I can't toss him at all.

Who makes the best burgers?
 
No, Who's on first.

Is time circular?


BTW, if you don't know the Who's on first reference, here's an oldie, but a goodie.

 
Nah =/ Frank smacked it with a hammer and it got a bit oval...er? ovular? whatever =w=

Welcome to the ferris wheel of doom~ How fast do you want it?~ =/
 
That's what she said.

They do liver transplants now. Do they do onion transplants, too?
 
If you feel like you lack the ability to cry then sure =/

How did the door ever manage to fill the room with tears? =/
 
because those doors are still alive and so they keep releasing a tears of resin


Who's ninja?