The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

I guess ill answer for ana ;p

Because a giant death robot took it to the alien overlords... compliments of frank corps~

Why is it always a sword? =/
 
'Cause steam is really bad for skiing.

If a woman has triplets, who goes hungry?
 
Everyone. She is going to be flat broke after paying the hospital bill and her husband abandons her.

How do ants fly?
 
In economy class. The queen flies first class, of course.

How does sand get into swim suits?
 
swimsuits are made of sand so that they can dissolve in water


How humans eat pig?
 
'Cause people wouldn't drink green and red pokadot milk.

If the sky were orange, would you say the wind blue?
 
I accidentally jiggled the coffee maker.

What's better than winning?
 
because our ancestors got tired of sleeping while standing up

why is the earth not square?
 
Dunno, right got left.

Why are we nice to mothers on Mother's Day?
 

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