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The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

Same reason we call potatoes potatoes and tomatoes tomatoes, even though they're not really toes.

Why don't we butter our bread basket?
 
Because it would all fall on the buttered side like toast~

Why does frank always rampage in his gdr?
 
Because its got a great sense of music

Why don't more people cook themselves?
 
They keep jumping out of the oven when it gets too hot.

If life were an anime, what genre would it be?
 
Because some idiot called pandora made a box and shoved a pile of nasty things in it then stuck a do not open label on it =w= Of course the next ones that found it opened it... =w=

Where do the swiss get their cheese from?~
 
The Moon. They get their rice cakes there too.

If you spill jelly, do you get in a jam?
 
Ben Franklin invented Facebook.

He was making pages for a tome on farming in his print shop, in colonial times, when his assistant slipped and fell, face first, on the printing press as it came down to stamp the page. The page was stamped on the assistant's face, causing him severe pain and a flat nose.

Franklin quipped, "Look, yon fool has a book for a face. From now on he fhall ("shall" in old timey spelling) be referred to as Facebook."

Strange, but true!

How old is old?
 
Most food has expired. Very few of us eat living creatures.

Can we buy happiness?
 
Depends what is happiness to you~ And how much money you have~ How picky you are~ Lots of factors~

Who ever thought up the idea to hit a ball with a stick and call that a sport?
 
At first they tried wax, but it didn't hold a candle to water.

Why are there only two sexes?
 
Hung Sky is a porn star from the 90's. He starred in over 40 films. Sky is blue by his costars because it's in the script.

What is a game magnet?
 
A magnet you pass over games and consoles to modify them with random difficulty increases~ /me has no idea~

Where did the little wolf go?~
 
Nowhere, it may be already inside you since we made a steak from it

Why nobody wants to go to the Space anymore?
 
The Xylgnes%*$fl825sers set up a toll booth between here and Mars.

Save money, save time. How does that work?
 
Everyone makes a certain rate per hour; so each hour a day is worth so much money. If you save your Money, all you have to do is trade it to Jiggly jim for your fixed rate; this explain how you save money, and how you save time.

Why did I name this guy Jiggly Jim?
 
Because theyre all con artists with a fancier name =/ The rabbits are also angry and trying to hunt them down =w=

Where did they put the clover?~
 
I'm looking over a four leaf clover that I overlooked before.

Oats or wheat?
 
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