The Vending Machine

[♥ Sky]

You get showered in skittles!

/me inserts a bar of chocolate!

 

[おぎくも]

you get something smelly, long and brown

*inserts dirty joke*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a bhut jolokia

/me inserts a detachable horn

 

[おぎくも]

you get a miniature minotaur - minitaur lol

*inserts handheld maze*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a model skeleton

/me inserts miniature minotaur - minitaur

 

[♥ Sky]

You get lots of gold!

/me inserts a bit of her onii-chan's hair!

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get an amnesia serum

/me inserts all them gold

 

[おぎくも]

you get bankruptcy

*inserts con men*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a broker

/me inserts other people's watches

 

[おぎくも]

you get a time rift

*inserts black hole with a dancing bunny in its center*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get an army of killer rabbits from monty python

/me inserts a rather expensive looking pocket watch

 

[AhGwee]

You get a voucher to a Mayushi voice app which is apparently free regardless.

/me inserts a coin.*

 

[おぎくも]

you get a shoddy PFP

*inserts unrequited love*

 

[LioNeeZ]

you recive a.....corn
*Inserts some rabies

 

[おぎくも]

you get a limited edition hello kitty keitai

*inserts uselessness*

 

[♥ Sky]

you get an empty cup

/me inserts nexus.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a pile of dust~

/me inserts dust bunnies~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get giratina

/me inserts a parking ticket

 

[♥ Sky]

You get tickets to go see a Hatsune Miku concert!

/me inserts a Nendoroid.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Your whole life saving and property are sucked into the vending machine and you get tons of nendoroids

/me rips apart the miku concert ticket, burn it and inserts the ashes

 

[おぎくも]

you get bad karma

*inserts you're good luck*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a broken down gdr

/me inserts petrol

 

[おぎくも]

you get a playstation 1

*inserts really crappy game*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a portrait of the horizon

/me inserts PS1's disc tray

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get the angry owner chasing you with a cane~

/me inserts giratina~