The Vending Machine

you get a truck falling on you


.....someone inserts a castle of chocolate
 
you get a thong and a trouser..

/me insert aquamarine...
 
you get some bananas...

/me insert diamond
 
you get a warning from the cops that you put many coins


/me inserts a turtle
 
you get tang o' the sea...

/me insert monster meat
 
you get an apple pie....

/me insert raw alexandrite..
 
you get Mr. Onion:pinocchio:

/me insert Ralium...
 

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