The Vending Machine

[Mizu-chan]

You get a loli

//Inserts a bear costume

 

[Rucking Fetard]

I GOT MYSELF A LOLIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

You get a snickers

/me inserted a Gold Medal

 

[Mizu-chan]

You get a milf

//Inserts a bomb.~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Me don't like milf...

You got a Nuke

/me inserts a can of worms

 

[Mizu-chan]

Yeah? Well too fucking bad.

You got a gun to kill my mom with.

//Inserts my mom's dead body.

 

[MadSova]

Sweet...

You get a zombie that will haunt you forever!

/me inserts the Lord's Soul

 

[wren2012]

epic...
You get Pandora's Box...will trade the Lord's Soul inside for milf! ;) haha

/me inserts candy

 

[unownHGSS]

You get cavities D:

/me inserts an apple

 

[MadSova]

You get an iphone.

/me inserts Pandora's Box

 

[Sintarow]

You got Pandora's key (should have kept the box)

/me inserts an old top hat*

 

[MadSova]

You get a horned helmet.

/me inserts Pandora's key

 

[Sintarow]

You got an unlocked Pandora's box (Wait what.. how... oh never mind)

/me inserts the horned helmet in his bewilderment

 

[MadSova]

You get Viking's Armor.

Magic... /me opens Pandora Box, sees something then quickly closes and inserts it with a shocked expression

 

[Sintarow]

You got someone's childhood memories

/me keeps the armor and put his two cents in*

 

[MadSova]

You get... four cents!

That thing should rest inside the vending machine for all eternity... /me inserts someone's childhood memories

 

[Sintarow]

You got two one way tickets to the netherworld. (might come in handy someday)

/me inserts his four cents*

 

[MadSova]

And you get... eight cents!!

I'm always alone so need only one /me inserts one of the one way tickets to the netherworld back

 

[Sintarow]

I WOULD HAVE JOINED YOU FOOL!!!
*You get rhino named tank*

/me doesn't insert anything and just hit the machine in rage*

 

[MadSova]

You get a kick from machine...

Yay, I freed another animal ;p /me inserts passing by human

 

[Sintarow]

You receive the still beating heart of a Keebier elf.

/me inserts empty bottle of sake*

 

[MadSova]

You get a Glass orb.

/me crashes the Keebier elf's heart in his hand and inserts it

 

[Sintarow]

You got the memoirs of Carl the magical donkey titled "This vending machine is the prison of my hell"

/me inserts an old clouded orb*

 

[MadSova]

You get a new clear orb.

Magical donkey again? /me reads through the memoirs then inserts them

 

[Sintarow]

You receive a demon's trench coat that's still pulsating from the remnants of his demonic presents.

/me inserts his old power gloves*

 

[MadSova]

You get all new power gloves.

Not in my style... /me inserts the demon's trench coat