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[Rucking Fetard]

That's why you should practice first

 

['fresco]

I have a .44 Cal in my closet...'cause the Children of the Corn.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Never mention schrodinger in front of a cat

 

['fresco]

Prickly Pears are really underrated.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Watching people eat plums like an old man

 

['fresco]

Plums are a wonderful source of fiber to evacuate. Know what else gives you the sensation? Stale Frosted Cheerios!!!

 

[nawi]

30 sai doutei

 

['fresco]

After Dark is...more Ecchhhiiiiiiiiiii....

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Dondakeeee!!

 

['fresco]

Am I the only want that takes forever to wipe my ass after s*****g? It really depresses me...

 

[nawi]

umumum.....brushing is quite tricky

 

['fresco]

The worst is when I am at a visitor's house. They all wonder what takes me so long....They all assume the worst with all the grunting. And the eyes...Those damning and prejudiced eyes!!!!

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Bleeding gum, by flossing it accidentally

 

['fresco]

Ohh don't get me started with bleeding gums or seriously It will hurt my feels....

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You had some experience with it or sth?

 

['fresco]

I....sleep like a troll....I wet the pillow...literallly...And since I have this thing that my grandfather and my dad have I bleed very slightly my gums in my sleep and when I wake up...there is like creepy brown stains everywhere...When I was a small kid my friends thought that I s****d in the pillow and since that day I use really dark linens to mellow the damage...Good Times.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Oh, at least it's a thing of the past now

 

['fresco]

I wish....I still feel really bad when I go to Cancun or to a fancy hotel or when I sleep somewhere that is not my house or white linens overall because then it happens....

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Bloodstains are easy to clean anyway

 

['fresco]

Well I guess you are right. Got to see the glass half full! At least I don't have type 1 Diabetus or something!

 

[Rucking Fetard]

I'm not exactly sure how is your gum bleeding, but if I were you I would worry more about getting some sort of infection w

 

['fresco]

Yeah. Well...I have lived plentiful and happy with my comrades. If it's my time then its my time! But so far I have not taken precautions for that so if something will kill me I don't think it will be that. I just stay in shape and behave like a good (and secretly perverted) boy!

 

[nawi]

beeammmm!!!!!

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Overly used memes

 

[nawi]

so much donuts=/