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[Arylin]

Off I go!

 

[CowSlayer69]

I thought it wouldn't be fun to lead a calculating life, so I'd just do whatever I please, but I ended up becoming a murderer before I knew it.

 

[Arylin]

I noticed, but did not comment.

 

[CowSlayer69]

"How was the meeting with the president yesterday?"
"Well, I was certain I would be promoted, but I was fired instead."

 

[Arylin]

Stop, snack time!

 

[CowSlayer69]

Memorizing sentences is more efficient than memorizing words by themselves.

 

[Arylin]

Off to sleep!

 

[CowSlayer69]

I dropped my brand new abacus onto the train tracks.

 

[Arylin]

What if third time's not the charm?

 

[CowSlayer69]

It may not seem like he's here, but he is always with you, protecting you.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

why is it that the immortal queens tend to be smol...

 

[CowSlayer69]

Your parents tell you off, even though they don't actually want to. It's proof of their love.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

to feel awkward for others... what even...

 

[CowSlayer69]

We went on an adventure trip up the Nile River, but my (non-existent) boyfriend caught West Nile Virus and he is still in the hospital.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Shouldve stayed in the east =/

 

[CowSlayer69]

I was so excited about the Osaka trip that I totally neglected my studies.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Ahh... what to do about doodles...

 

[Arylin]

Making the neighborhood safer, one less zombie at a time.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I lost my driver’s license.

 

[Arylin]

Random bullshit go!

 

[CowSlayer69]

Renting an office in the business district will be considerably expensive, but it’s important for our image and I think it will pay for itself in about a year.

 

[Arylin]

Have you ever seen...a tree?

 

[CowSlayer69]

There really are a lot of deplorable Japanese politicians.

 

[Arylin]

No difference? No difference.

 

[CowSlayer69]

We went on an excursion to Hanshin Koshien Stadium to watch a baseball game and root for the Hanshin Tigers.