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[Arylin]

One day, all of this will be mine....and all of it will be yours.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My specialty is astronomy. I want to discover new stars.

 

[Arylin]

A wall is all that stands between us and the cold outside.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Before the dinner, I drank down a glass of beer in one gulp.

 

[Arylin]

No limitations, that's the limit.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I fired him because he no call no show'd three times in row.

 

[Arylin]

Why would anyone sell sea shells by the sea shore?

 

[CowSlayer69]

I've decided all by myself that today is self love day, so I'm gonna spoil myself all day long.

 

[Arylin]

My hotel's as clean as an elven arse.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I’m not pleased with the results at all. My plans to help her always backfire for some reason and this time was no exception.

 

[Arylin]

Fortune follows the bold.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I’ve stopped smoking for three months now, but I still get the urge to smoke a cigarette every once in a while. Interestingly, when I really want to smoke, I’m not really aware of it. I only just realize it when I find myself chewing on my index finger.

 

[Arylin]

Off to sleep!

 

[CowSlayer69]

I found a cute sailor uniform and a sailor cap, so I bought them for my (non-existent) grandchild.

 

[Arylin]

Always looking for more cute maid costumes!

 

[CowSlayer69]

The person next to me was constantly cracking their knuckles during the show and it was so annoying.

 

[Arylin]

Simple? Hardly. Difficult? Easily.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I tried to rush onto the train, but the doors closed, squished my nose and made it bleed.

 

[Arylin]

Oh, the travesty!

 

[CowSlayer69]

It was so hot that I kept fanning myself while watching the comedy show.

 

[Arylin]

Chocolate milk would be great right about now.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Yesterday, I met a beautiful woman of unknown age.

 

[Arylin]

Rain...we'll sleep well tonight.

 

[CowSlayer69]

An exchange student is always photobombing pictures of my (non-existent) boyfriend and me. It’s kind of annoying.

 

[Arylin]

Just jab it awake.