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I thought it wouldn't be fun to lead a calculating life, so I'd just do whatever I please, but I ended up becoming a murderer before I knew it.
 
"How was the meeting with the president yesterday?"
"Well, I was certain I would be promoted, but I was fired instead."
 
We went on an adventure trip up the Nile River, but my (non-existent) boyfriend caught West Nile Virus and he is still in the hospital.
 
Making the neighborhood safer, one less zombie at a time. :fag:
 
Renting an office in the business district will be considerably expensive, but it’s important for our image and I think it will pay for itself in about a year.
 

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