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[Ghost Kitty~]

dont forget to try the pizza and pizza =/

 

[Arylin]

Minor adjustments needed, but the result will be profitable!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

A man will only slow down to match a woman's pace if they like her.

 

[Arylin]

If you forget it twice, third time's the charm!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I've been entrusted with the job of delivering a pig heart to Tokyo hospital and if I don't carry out my task someone won't be able to finish the meal they're cooking.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

A simple task... except thats still effort...

 

[Arylin]

Scurry like mice, find the rice...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I challenged myself to set a new world record for acting like an oddball, but I was ten minutes shy.

 

[Arylin]

If I were in my teens again...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The ritual was boring, so I killed time by solving a bunch of equations.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

what even...lets... not...

 

[Arylin]

Rolling again and again for a different outcome.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

If you commit murder, you must go to prison.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

guess that should have been.... expected?

 

[Arylin]

In Soviet Russia, you go to prison to commit murder.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I practiced pronouncing the word "meat" for six hours yesterday.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

didnt give us any time to grow attached to characters before any major scenes... thats dumb... =w=

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My boss told me yesterday that I am going to be fired, so now I'm seriously thinking about becoming a soldier.

 

[Arylin]

Ask, and it will rain.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Many people are fascinated by the traditional architecture found in places like Kyoto and Nara and I'm one of them.

 

[Arylin]

A surprise, and a welcome one!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Whenever I get drunk, I only get light sleep and wake up early in the morning.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

kek, casual jabs

 

[Arylin]

Got the codes, forgot to use them. Goodbye primos!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I knew I made one mistake on the English conversation exam and I was so flustered that it ended up setting off another mistake.