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''Slayed by death, death by didgeridoo artist.'' Famous last words of a native couch potato. Recorded 33 seconds before it.
Still can't hold my breath, on this, lol.
 
Convoy of ear cleaners, landing on top of the shoulders. I see, I need them perhaps.
 
Skipjack tuna ride into Atlantis, the fallen city. Behold the mighty trident of the sea! I'm coming soon.