[LPW# 190] Sleepy Edition

[Deleted member 262447]

I cut my index finger when I tripped over the electrical cords.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The index of cows

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Immediately after the show started, the circus troupe captivated the audience's hearts.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Circus is evil

 

[Deleted member 262447]

It's true that we are working on our TV tie-in book, but the price hasn't been decided yet.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Poplop is the name of the cowas.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I don't like prejudice or discrimination, but I do like those types of jokes.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

No more friends with death

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Compared to veteran employees, the base pay of new employees isn't very high.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

New employees should be cut up into pieces and fed to cows.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Is it true that not all police officers are qualified to use their weapons?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Weapons are meant to be sung

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Even though the 3D printer was invented, it would take a while for its technology to catch up with our high precision grinding machines.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The Eds caused the stock market crash of 1929

 

[Deleted member 262447]

It's hard to cheer up someone who's depressed.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Jkpe dsdo,e

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Murata Manufacturing Co., Ltd. is a Japanese company that manufactures electronic components.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Bart cows is cows

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I know the person who invented and patented the fixed quantity supplying machine.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Games are the death of pee

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My brother confessed that he had stolen my piggy bank ten years ago.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My brother confessed that he was a cow.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I was repeatedly late without permission and consequently my vacation days were cut short.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Am always on vacation

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

hmm... needs to find an animu that keeps my interest xx