[LPW# 190] Sleepy Edition

[Umbra Mortis]

Bacon only vanished cuz I ate it.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Hands off my computer!

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Hands off my cow.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I cut off the snail's antennae because I didn't know its eyes are on the tips of them.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Where'd Leggy go?

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I cancelled the order for a large quantity of donuts the day before, simply because I changed my mind.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I bought a Ghost Kitty.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Are there any UFO groups investigating the UFO phenomena in Japan?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

This needs far more people.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I can't believe the lecturer of the time management strategy class is actually late.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I ate 500dollars wirth if nomwn

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Pulmonary pneumothorax is also known as handsome guy disease in Japan.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Japan comes first in the world with wars against space cows.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The meeting ended smoothly and we managed to make them promise us a large donation for our scientific research.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Ninja robots are eating

 

[Deleted member 262447]

If you directly compare a false diamond with a real one, you'll know which one is which right away.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

False ads

 

[Deleted member 262447]

While I was enjoying my home brewed beer in a hotel room last night, the police seem to have conducted a raid on my house.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I slept in a beer box

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

how does one fit in a box like that O.o

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Its a secret

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm still suffering from jet lag.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I once drew a pic

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

to go back to drawing... too lazy xD

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I'm so lazy that I just wrote this cuz I'm lazy