LPW#187 The Battle of the Darths

[Umbra Mortis]

One of them is Leggy

 

[Leggy]

Some children are raised by wolves. Others are raised by Huskies.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Where are the ones raised by garfield?

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Tonight is very quiet because my (non-existant) son is cramming for the exam tomorrow.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My son stoles third base

 

[Leggy]

Where are the ones raised by garfield?

Ahhh yes, babies that eat lasagna.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to sell human hair

 

[Leggy]

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Don't use kaomoji when you're emailing a superior!

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Don't want to work today

 

[Leggy]

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Asian cosmetics are a recent craze among American women.

 

[Leggy]

Asian cosmetics? Okay...

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Asian customers are the worst.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I have the most beastly (non-existent) son. He sneakily ate up the rest of my cake last night.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I have a son I named him sherman

 

[Leggy]

Bacon burgers are the answer to almost any question.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The symbol of Expo '70 was the Tower of the Sun, created by Taro Okamoto, and it's still standing in the Expo Commemoration Park in Suita, Osaka, Japan.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Pizza smells like vow

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Bacon Pizza Cows

 

[Leggy]

Sounds good to me. :)

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Leggy Cows

 

[Leggy]

Wow! This cow can jump over the moon!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My dad isn't a blood relative but I still think of him as my real dad.