[LPW #186] Who Tao?

[Umbra Mortis]

I got a Leggy at the store

 

[Leggy]

Nepo os leading Ding in the World Chess Championship, 5 1/2 to 4 1/2

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to set

 

[Leggy]

3 1/2 minutes of culture.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm moving to the intermediate level class from the beginner level class next week.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I'm going to cow college

 

[Leggy]

 

[Deleted member 262447]

God may be able to walk on water. But I can swim on land.

 

[Leggy]

I can sail on land.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I can fart coffee on land

 

[Leggy]

Fart, you say?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I just read a news article about a train that hit a cow sending it flying 100 feet. Killed an old man who was going to the bathroom on the tracks.

 

[Leggy]

Couldn't have been Snidely Whiplash... he tied girls to train tracks.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Why do innocent people suffer?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Why does milk come from cows?

 

[Leggy]

I thought milk came from almonds.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I have trouble deciding which clothes to wear, Japanese-style or Western-style.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Japanese-Leggy-Cow style clothes

 

[Leggy]

WOOO!!! I've finally hit 20k posts!

I'm not the top poster, [MENTION=8332]Ghost Kitty~[/MENTION]; has that honor. But I am am #38 on the list!

And who knows, in another 50-60 years, I may catch up!

I wonder what anime will be like in 60 years?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My brother is fat and lazy

 

[Leggy]

Is his name Garfield?

 

[Deleted member 262447]

We're going Christmas shopping today! I'm so excited!

 

[Leggy]

Coffee would be a great Christmas present!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm going to train my dog how to use a hammer and bring him to work with me.